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Hello Toutiao friends

Don't miss the wonderful topic when you pass by~ I wish you all the best and all the best~

Today's topic:

Was there a moment that made you feel like you were really witty?

This is really "Xiucai meets the soldier and can't explain it clearly" [covering his face]

You broke the leg of other shareholders, and you didn't make a good loss [Look]

If this is broadcast, the audience will definitely think that it is a pose

Reporter's heart: It's not buddy, why are you robbing my lines [black face]

Finish saying what others should say, leaving others with nothing to say.

This symptom is generally diagnosed as social bovine syndrome [stupid and innocent]

I haven't been beaten hundreds of times, and I can't think of such a way [tears]

You're such a clever little ghost, you've learned~

Grandpa is also a good emotional intelligence, sometimes the elders only need one step.

After saying that, it would be better if the cat could meow!

However, our custom there is that cats are forbidden to appear during the wake, otherwise it will ...... zhashi

Just like me in kindergarten, the neighbor's aunt said to me, "Oh, how easy your kindergarten is, the salary is so high, it's just to play with the children, can I go and be a teacher" For this kind of person, I am not happy to deal with it now......

The pattern suddenly became cheerful~

Netizens bluntly said: You really can't get in oil and salt!

Now there can be no such good thing, and the experts who came up with the question also guessed that there are only a few people to be blinded......

Then the teacher picked up the pen and retraced the words. [Look]

Friends of Toutiao, have you ever felt that you are very witty at some point in your life?

Tell us about your experience